We've been testing the waters for four years, but I think we need to take a break.
I realize that's not a lot of time to get to know each other, but, I have to tell you... I'm just not that into you.
|2010 - Magnolia grandiflora 'Edith Bogue'|
Now I feel like you're more of a "friend" than a pretty flowering tree to me.
The one bloom you had this summer turned brown before it even opened. Had I known your flowers would only last 1.5 to 2 days before turning brown and falling off, I probably wouldn't have dated you to begin with.
I tried to ignore your nasty habit of dropping your leaves in summer.
It has been great getting to know you, but I think I need to spend time with other trees.
I'm sorry to see you go, but I think you need to move out.
|Left some stump for leverage when digging out later.|
It's not you, it's me.